Oh, how I wish this was some horrible april fools' joke. Someday I will laugh. Not today.
Here she is gagging and saying, "I've got hair in my mouth." Other choice lines: "Look, my hair is out of my eyes!" And when I asked her what she thought of it, she said, "It's great!" This morning she said, "I want to brush my hair." I said, "Huh, you don't HAVE ANY HAIR!" She came back with, "I want to brush my head then." This is what it looks like all cleaned up after the salon. Life needs an "undo" button.