And here's my impression of Maui beaches: loud thugs bragging, angry drivers honking, tourists getting burnt and trying, for some reason, to look like they're not having fun. But also, nice waves and nice toasty UV rays doing their job.
Living on Kauai, I spend a lot of my transplant small-talk time keening with people over retail that exists elsewhere and not here. Most frequently mentioned: Target, Ross and Trader Joe's. A close runner up? Whole Foods.
Well, I went to the beloved Whole Foods on Maui. I warned Rosie that she was going to have to be so patient because this shopping trip was going to take FOREVER.
And it did. I savored every second of it. I walked up and down every aisle, looked at every thing on the shelves, admired the bulk bins and the saintly edenic cosmetics and the gourmet prepared food (take something fancy. Stuff it with something else fancy. Voila.)
I found about 6 things I wanted to lug home with me (for one, sunscreen decorated with cute Eric Carle drawings and with big reassuring letters: "Contains No Bad Stuff." don't panic.) And spent $100. Hah! reminded me of the Simpson's clip when they go shopping at "Wellness Foods" and spend $9000 on a week's worth of food, which all shrivels on the counter because it's organic and lacks preservatives. hehe.
Which, I think, is a sign of a good family reunion! Or, of seriously crashed out blood sugar. Either way, it was a fantastic trip.
(And yes, this is the 2nd half of the trip. The photos from the first half are on Matt's computer, which means I will never see them again, and none of that stuff actually happened.)